Trek Radio’s Staff and Their Families Would Like to Wish Everyone Happy Holidays

May your holidays be Merry, Bright, and if you ask any Ferengi profitable

But most of all be safe… Remember do not to drink and drive a starship

For your Enjoyment Below is the Trek Radio take on the the classic poem by Clement Clarke Moore

Twas the Night before TREK-mas

Twas the days before TREK-mas, and all through space
Not a creature was stirring this was almost the case
The phasers were hung by the lift with care,
In hopes that some visitors would soon would be there;

The ensigns were nestled all snug in their chairs,
While all the Jem’Hadar soldiers just ran up the stairs;
And Seven was in her Alcove, and Sisko was with his cap
They decided they needed a long winter’s nap,

When out of the ship there arose such a clatter,
Picard sprang from the Holodeck  to see what was the matter.
Away to a viewer he flew like a flash,
Knocking over Quark who threw up his “Cash”.

The moons shown on the ship bright as snow
Gave the illusion of day to all objects below,
What in the world made all the noise
But a Station, and with DJ’s with lots of toys,

Lead by a woman, with a man, so lively and quick
We knew in a moment it must be Mrs. Risa and her helper Mr. Hick.
More rapid than eagles their coursers they came,
And they whistled, and shouted, and called all by name;

“Now, BLIND!, now SUZANNA!, now, ATOMOS! and KAM!
To the top of the ship! to the top of the wall!
Now play away! play away! play away all!”

As the Space dust decides to fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount higher in the sky,
So up to the ship-top the coursers they flew,
With the Ship full of music, DJs, Risa and Hick too.

And then, in a twinkling, we heard on the ships roof
The music that gave us lots of proof.
As we drew in our hand, and was turning around,
On the transporter We saw everyone appear with a bound.

Hick had to tell us about everything but the sink
And in his hand he had good drink;
Then we saw Mrs. Risa just over his back,
And she looked like a Barbie just coming out of the pack.

Atomos then tried to set up a drive-in speaker
but he tripped over his own two sneakers
Deyvid was showing off his Mandalorian Gear
Telling us, we have nothing to fear

Kam told us all to be nice to each other
And to treat everyone just like they were your brother
Blind was walking around with her cat
Being shown were everything was at

Dr J made us laugh so much we had to pee
He seems to us he always has the key
Dubcheezy was over in the corner talking with SAM
Not realizing they both were on the cam

Mundane was talking about the newest toy
The one you want to give to every little boy
Suzanna was the last of the Dj’s we saw that night
She wanted to dance until first light

Then it was Time to pack up and go away
They told us they would come see us another day
Risa then laid her finger aside of her nose,
And giving a nod, to the transporter they rose;

They sprang to their ship, to then they gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But We all heard Risa, Hick and the DJ’s exclaim, as they flew out of sight,


by Trek Radio Staff

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